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...Pick-Up Lines...
Note to readers (The pick-up lines featured on this page are mainly for entertainment purposes only... for those who are gungho enough to try them... well... use them at your own risk.HAhha And the lines are written from a guy's perspective... So for girls who wanna try them, change the lines to suit the situation. lol btw i got this from a website :P
*Girl, you must be a broom cos' you swept me off my feet!
*Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
*You MUST be a light switch... Everytime I see you, you turn me on!
*I hope you know CPR... Cos' take my breath away!
*Were you in girl guides? Cos' you sure tied my heart in a knot!
*You look really hot! You must be the real reason for global warming!
*Are you a speed ticket? (Why?!) Cos' you got FINE written all over you!
**How's your fever? (What fever?) Oh, you just look hot to me...
*It's not my fault I fell in love! You're the one who tripped me!
*Do you have a raisin? (No...) So, how about a date?
*Most call me 'handsome'... but you can call me 'tonight'...
Pardon me miss... I seem to have lost my phone number... Can I borrow yours?
**Did it hurt? (What?) The fall from heaven that is...
Quick someone! Call the police! She just stole my heart!
*(As she's leaving) Hey! You forgot something! (What?) ME!
*I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (Erm, no...) Oh, then please do start...
*I'm invisible. Can you see me? (Erm, yeah) Ok, so how about tomorrow night?
*[Look at her shirt label] (What are you doing?!) Yup! Made in heaven!
** Owwww! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Cos' you're so sweet!
*You must be a dictionary... (Why?) Cos' you add meaning to my life.
*Do you believe in first sight? Or should I walk by again?
To: Guys You'll might not get her but you'll prob make her smile... if not, maybe you just need more practise...hehe
...Pick-Up Lines With Rebuttals!...
Here are some of the ways to counter cheesy pick-up lines.
Him: The name's Bond, james Bond.
Her: The idea's lost, get lost...
Him: Do you believe in first sight or should i walk by again?
Her: Yeah, but this time, don't stop!
Him: I know how to please a woman.
Her: Then please leave me alone.
Him: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Her: Yeah, that's why i don't go there anymore.
Him: I can tell you want me.
Her: Yup... I want you to leave.
Him: Is this seat empty?
Her: Yes, and THIS one will be too if you sit down.
Hope ya'll had a good laugh with all of them. heheee:P
--kiyoo at 12:03 PM